What’s wrong with this keychain?

Absolutely ridiculous

Look at all that nonsense. This isn’t my exact keychain but it’s not too far from the truth. Every grocery store and pet store and hardware/haircut/auto-parts/bagel store wants you to dangle their ‘rewards’ program from your keys like a badge of honor for all the world to see, and it’s totally out of control. The cards outnumbered the keys long ago, and it’s embarrassing pulling all of that junk out just to start the car!

One of the many things we’re looking forward to when we move to the sticks is a pair of stripped-down keychains. Toss all those reward cards in the garbage and get back to basics. Come on, mid-September!

Bliss